November 3rd 2025
WE ARE CLOSED FOR THE 2025 SEASON AND WILL REOPEN MAY 1ST 2026
THANK YOU TO ALL THE GREAT PLAYERS WHO CAME TO LEARN THE GREATEST GAME, AND TO THOSE EXPERIENCED PLAYERS WHO CAME TO WORK ON THEIR SHORT GAME OR GET BACK INTO PLAYING.
SPECIAL THANKS TO ALL THE SMUGGLERS NOTCH RESORT GUESTS THAT TOOK ADVANTAGE OF OUR NO COST GOLF EXPERIENCE JUST 15 MILES FROM THE RESORT. WE LOOK FORWARD TO THEIR RETURN IN THE SPRING.
As a general public and local community service we suspended all costs for the 2025 season. Golf is a great game, in fact called “The Greatest Game”. It is a competition between the player and the course and other players. It is an exercise in individual achievement. Most of the frustration heard of golf is due to the players who have not acquired the basic knowledge and bio-mechanics of the game by way of taking a basic lesson.
You would not drive a car without knowing what the steering wheel/brake petal/accelerator do, but many (most) players just buy a bag of clubs and think they can self-teach themselves which is where the frustration comes from and why there are golf clubs gathering dust in the corner of many garages. We offer no cost beginner lessons, and follow up lessons for players who want to become good/great golfers.
We have prepared many beginners to be good golfers and able to play on any full sized course with confidence, or remain a player here for a carefree,stress free experience. We specialize in correcting bad bio-mechanics that lead to slice/hook/topping etc. If you have ever wanted to learn to play, and play well, we are the learning course you can become a golfer at. No age limit, any age is a good age to become a golfer.
Please see our Being Goodboy page for information about donations. LET’S PLAY!
CONDITIONS REMEMBER, YOU ARE USUALLY PLAYING AGAINST AN OPPONENT,NOT THE COURSE SO CONDITIONS ARE SOMEWHAT IRRELEVANT.
We generally mow the full course on Tuesdays and the greens on Friday nights for weekend play. We are having to keep the fairways a little high due to the high temperatures to avoid burning/browning/killing the grass, but the greens are low and in great condition.
All play is reserved. NO DRIVE INS/WALK INS/COLD VISITS, unless the open to the public flag is flying at the road sign .Please call at the course on our cell at 802-556-3221 (BEFORE 9PM) for tee times. We have welcomed many new players to the Brown’s River family this past season and look forward to an exciting season of play.
We thank O’Reilly Auto Parts for being a continuing sponsor of our night golf series,and welcome our new hole #4 sponsor, local business, Rhize Cannabis. Our sponsors are important support for our mission to bring the greatest game to players of all ages at low cost/no cost. Please support our great sponsor’s businesses and missions. Their help,helps us,help others.
Thank you to all the new players that made this season one of our best attended in several years,
REMINDER all play is reserved and attended except for lifetime players who may play unattended at their convenience without notice.
TOURNAMENTS SCHEDULE
*The Brown’s River North team toured the Brown’s River Golf Course South at Dean Laughy’s course in Franklin N.H. and won back the coveted Brown’s River Golf North South Tournament trophy by scoring one stroke less than the South team. It was a beautiful day and great play. We look forward to the South team touring our course this season.
*Our Happy Gilmore tournament was not played a lot this season but we do have a 2025 season winner, Ricky Southworth with a score of 3 under! (Ricky, the number you left is out of service, please contact us with the size shirt you wish and you can come pick it 10 days later) A monthly trophy is awarded to the lowest score,a season champion brown plaid Happy Gilmore shirt is awarded to the season champion. Let’s Play!
Our low scorer for the 24th season posted 1 under. Rachael declined the Championship shirt by phone from Montreal and requested that we put the cost for the shirt towards our Goodboy Foundation fund. A great player, generous and kind lady. Thank you Rachael and Guy for stopping by to play while staying at Smuggs.
GOODBOY FOUNDATION Please remember that we accept donations of cash or food feeding items in the name of our course mascot,Goodboy Raccoon. We care for hundreds of fury and feathered friends and they prefer: wheat bread, ( no white) crunchy peanut butter,(no creamy) strawberry and grape jam (no jelly) oatmeal cookies, (no stuffing) fresh bananas,apples, and black oil sunflower seed.
Please understand that BRGC is a private course and that if anyone comes here to argue politics (or argue at all) they/you will be in violation of our rule against disorderly conduct and requested to leave (ejected if necessary ) and barred from future attendance.
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HATE IS THE NEW DRUG (AND THE ULTIMATE FORM OF SELF-ABUSE)
(HERD HATE IS THE NEW HIGH, PERPETRATORS FEEL GREAT ON HATE)
EXAMPLES:
MY WIFE AND I HAVE WORKED THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL FOR PRESIDENT TRUMP FOR 10 YEARS, DONATING OUR TIME,MONEY,AND EFFORTS TO HIS ELECTION. WE HAVE HAD OUR CARS KEYED/STABBED DOING THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS OF DAMAGE, WE HAVE HAD OUR PROPERTY VANDALIZED, WE HAVE HAD HOT WAX THROWN ON US/AIR HORNS BLOWN IN OUR EARS/AND HAVE BEEN ASSAULTED AT COUNTER PROTESTS BY THE HERD.
WE HAVE BEEN HARASSED BY AND WITH VERBAL ABUSE FROM AN OBVIOUSLY HIGH ON HATE MAN SINCE THE NOVEMBER ELECTION, DUE TO OUR SUPPORT OF PRESIDENT TRUMP, WITH DAILY (BETWEEN 7:00 PM – 8:00 PM) COWARDLY YELLS FROM HIS PASSING VEHICLE OF “F*CK YOU, AND F*CK TRUMP” . WE HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF BEING ABUSED BY DERANGED HATERS. WE HAVE CONTACTED LAW ENFORCEMENT AND PLACED AUDIO TRIPPED RECORDERS AND VIDEO CAMERAS AT THE ENTRANCE TO OUR PROPERTY.
$$$ CASH REWARD OFFERED $$$
ALL WE NEED TO FILE A COMPLAINT OF AGGRAVATED HARASSMENT/AGGRAVATED DISORDERLY CONDUCT/ PUBLIC LEWDNESS, AND OR WILLFUL HARMFUL ENCROACHMENT OF OUR CIVIL LIBERTY TO PURSUE HAPPINESS ON OUR PROPERTY IS HIS VEHICLE’S PLATE NUMBER AND HE WILL BE FORWARDED TO LAW ENFORCEMENT FOR PROSECUTION FOR ONE/ANY/OR ALL OF THE ABOVE.
THIS GUY IS SUCH A SAD CASE OF LOW SELF-ESTEEM, SUCH A COWARD AND SUCH A HAPPY HATER THAT HE MUST HAVE/IS/OR WILL BRAG ABOUT HIS DAILY ABUSE OF US TO THE HERD OF HATERS OR SOMEONE UNFORTUNATE ENOUGH TO SIMPLY KNOW HIM.
IF YOU KNOW HIM PLEASE CALL US WITH ANY INFORMATION THAT WILL IDENTIFY HIM TO AUTHORITIES AND CLAIM YOUR REWARD. MY WIFE AND I ARE IN OUR LATE SEVENTIES AND SIMPLY WISH TO LIVE IN PEACE, PLEASE HELP US GET THIS GUY OFF OUR BACKS.
ALSO, SOMEONE (MAYBE THIS GUY) HAS BEEN THROWING BANANA PEELS IN OUR DRIVEWAY SINCE THE ELECTION AND ANYONE WHO KNOWS OF THIS STUPIDITY IS WELCOMED TO ACCEPT A REWARD FOR INFORMATION ABOUT THE IDENTITY OF THE PERSON WHO THINKS THROWING TRASH IN OUR YARD IS ACCEPTABLE FOR ANY REASON. THIS ACTION IS ALSO DISORDERLY CONDUCT AND CAN AND WILL BE COMPLAINED FOR PROSECUTION.
TO ALL TRUMP SUPPORTERS: WE NEED TO FIGHT THE HERD IN COURT AND LET THEM KNOW THAT WE CAN RESIST THEM TOO! MAKE A PLEDGE TODAY TO RAISE THE REWARD HIGH ENOUGH TO GET THESE GUYS (GUY) IN COURT AND TEACH THEM SOME MANNERS OF NORMALITY AND CIVILITY.
TO WHOEVER IS DOING THIS MORONIC BULLS*IT, GET A LIFE OF YOUR OWN, AND GET OUT OF OURS OR YOU WILL BE FOUND AND HELD LEGALLY ACCOUNTABLE FOR YOUR ACTIONS.
“A PERSON OF WORTH TO THEMSELVES AND OTHERS DOES NOT IMITATE, THEY ORIGINATE.” BRUCE LEE
THANK YOU TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE PLEDGED TO DATE. TO ANYONE WHO KNOWS THIS LOSER, WE HAVE THE FIRST TWO NUMBERS OF HIS PLATE AND THE COLOR AND MAKE OF HIS CAR FROM DONATED SURVEILLANCE. CALL US WITH THE NUMBER AND MATCH THE NUMBER/CAR/AND COLOR INFORMATION WE HAVE BEEN GIVEN AND COLLECT THE REWARD ANONYMOUSLY.
UPDATE
THANKS TO THE EFFORTS OF RATIONAL MINDED PEOPLE ON BOTH SIDES OF THE POLITICAL SPECTRUM, AND THROUGH THE MANY AVENUES OF DETECTION WE HAVE OPTIONED, WE HAVE NOW BEEN ABLE TO FORWARD AN INDIVIDUAL TO LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENCIES, UP TO AND INCLUDING THE UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY FOR THEIR CONSIDERATION OF LEGAL REMEDIES TO RID US OF HIS ABUSE.
THIS PERSON, WHO SO VEHEMENTLY HAS BEEN SCREAMING AND VENTING OBSCENE, ANTI- PRESIDENT TRUMP RANTS AT ME AND MY FAMILY FOR THE PAST 8 MONTHS, WAS FOUND “INTERESTING” ON A FEDERAL LEVEL RECENTLY AND HE ONLY HAS HIMSELF TO BLAME IF HE WAKES UP TO SEVERAL BLACK SUBURBANS IN HIS YARD.
AN OBVIOUS CNNTDS VICTIM AND PRACTITIONER HE NOW WILL EVENTUALLY BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE/RESPONSIBLE FOR HIS WARPED INTERPRETATION OF FREE SPEECH THAT HAS LED HIM TO IGNORE THE FACT THAT HIS OUTRAGEOUS CRUSADE OF HARASSMENT COMES WITH LEGAL CONSEQUENCES.
Let’s Play! (Nice)
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